Go Home Cupid, You’re Drunk – Fun with Rum Balls

January 18, 2016

The day after Christmas holiday decorations come down and the red, white, and pink colors of Valentine’s Day go up. As a chronically single lady, I’m just recovering from the Christmas and New Year’s Eve movies, television shows, and commercials that say: “If you are single, then you are loser.”

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Getting Over It: Food Rush’s Cookie Competition Revisited

January 4, 2016

Two years ago, I appeared on a television cooking competition show. I usually a second-guess myself and rehash the mistakes I made no matter if they are indeed errors or not. This time (perhaps even the first time) I was on my A game. I did everything right therefore I wanted to take the time to revisit Food Rush’s Cookie Competition.

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Off Topic: Year of the Prophet

December 28, 2014

Every year as long as I can remember I compiled a list of New Year Resolutions. I think I may accomplish 10%, but I still do it year after year.

It’s the standard lose weight and get a boyfriend (both a various gain and loss), but I feel like I must do so. Like this blog, I do it for myself. I don’t expect others to give me accolades about my accomplishments or chastise for my failure. I do it to for me.

Behold the 2015 New Year Resolution – Year of Dana

  1. Blog more / update your personal journal
  2. Write more articles
  3. Update business plan
  4. Apply for LLC
  5. Exercise more and journal my caloric intake
  6. Lose 40 lbs. (see above)
  7. Eat less meat
  8. Be more positive and stop holding grudges (at least try)
  9. Delete Facebook from phone
  10. Eliminate clutter
  11. Make breakfast, lunch, snacks and dinner more often – less takeaway – you are a chef for heaven’s sake!!!
  12. Open a store front or attain a food truck. Bring The Pastry Prophet to the people
  13. Volunteer more
  14. Say what you mean
  15. See more plays and visit museums
  16. Read more books (you’ve been slacking D’)
  17. Visit your friends that live out of state and country
  18. Date more, but date guys that are in your league and respect you
  19. Drink less :/ (good luck with that)
  20. Keep your promises

 

Putting Myself Out There

July 28, 2014

I participated in my first vendor tasting. The kitchen incubator I belong to invited clients like myself that has a small food business to show big-name area vendors our wares.

I thought this was a good opportunity to show what The Pastry Prophet can do. I emailed the director to sign up to present a fan favorite — Gluten Free Cupcakes. I know cupcakes are becoming passe, but people who need to have gluten free food told me it’s one of the best cakes they have ever tried.

Obviously there are people who cannot or choose not to indulge in wheat flours, nuts, sugar, or animal products. Why should they be penalized because of it? I say they should not. That’s why I’m so proud that people who need gluten-free items are so delighted by my cakes.

I scheduled the day off from my day job and planned my pastry battle.

The night before I started to freak out. I sat in my car thinking perhaps I should cancel. What am I doing?

Don’t worry. I got over it.

Come at me bro … and try a cupcake!

 

I won’t bore you with details, but I learned so much in such a short period. Presentation is important. I need to work on stepping back and viewing it from the potential customer’s point of view. Not just how the product looks, but the staging of the product as well.
Also (and this is something I have worked on this issue for a long time) I realize I need to get a thicker skin. I say thicker because I think I can take criticism now much better than in the past. What I find really irritating to me are people who go out of their way to be condescending.
What are you getting out of acting like a jerk to me? I’ve dealt (and defeated) the biggest and best bitches out there from Catholic school to the catty broads in the work force. All I have to say is “Fuck you from the bottom of my heart.” No one has time for your low self-esteem.

That said, I am very appreciative of the help I received. I felt like a little lost lamb and the Executive Director worked her magic to make all the participants appear their very best. I watched her in awe. I aspire to be the business woman that she is. I know it won’t happen overnight, but it’s a goal.

Moving on ….
My next goal is that I need to focus on packaging and presentation. I have labels sporting my logo, but here’s another question: How easy is it for my customer to transport it? Will my products stay intact if dropped? Do I want people to eat them on the go? Will they display them for retail? And so on.
I plan on partaking in the next vendor testing. I really need to get my name and product out there. So far word of mouth is working fine, but if I want to make business my life it needs to be my main focus.
My facility plans on doing this quarterly. Although I think I was pretty green, I will be ready for battle the next time.

 

Eat Local: Craft Beer-Inspired Ice Cream – Victory Brewing Company

July 1, 2014

I had the opportunity to try Victory Brewing Company’s new line of ice creams. Yes, I said ice cream!

Victory Brewing Company's Hopped-Up Devil, Triple Monkey, and Storm Drop
(left to right) Hopped-Up Devil, Triple Monkey, and Storm Drop

Victory offered ice cream for some time at their brewpubs. This is the first time the ice cream will be available for the public to purchase retail. If you are in the Philadelphia area, this is worth the road trip to their Downingtown location!

Available now are three flavors based on their craft beers called: Hopped-Up Devil, Triple Monkey, and Storm Drop. For my readers who abstain from beer and the like, you should know that they are all non-alcoholic. Made with wort, which is the flavorful liquid that is the base of the beer,  each ice cream is distinctly unique.

As I tasted each ice cream, summertime frozen dessert ideas started dancing in my head. More than just sundaes or milkshakes. I wanted to accompany these ice creams with something fun. So every free moment – driving, exercising, or working – I wondered what pastry would go best with each ice cream.

Without further adieu:

Victory Brewing Ice Cream Frozen Confections

Storm Drop Ice Cream Cupcakes
Storm Drop Ice Cream Cupcakes

Storm Drop Ice Cream Cupcakes
I originally planned on making an entire cake. Then I thought a cupcake allows one to eat chilly yummies without the guilt of overindulging. I mean who would eat an entire ice cream cake?

:: raises a hand in shame::

As a lover of all things chocolate, Storm Drop combines deep chocolate drops against a creamy chocolate stout base. Because of that, I used Storm King Imperial Stout in the cake base as well. So you will need a bottle of the stout. Actually, you will only need a cup, but waste not, want not.

The original recipe is from Epicurious.com, but I cut the ingredient amount in half.

Chocolate Stout Cupcakes

1 cup Storm King Imperial Stout at room temperature
2 sticks softened unsalted butter
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 cups all purpose flour
2 cups sugar
1 and 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
2 large eggs
1/2 cup sour cream
Icing
2 sticks of softened unsalted butter
3 cups of powdered sugar – sifted
1/2 cup of unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 tablespoon of Storm King Imperial Stout

1/4 cup of milk

  1. Preheat oven to 325°F. Line muffin pan with cupcake wrappers.
  2. Bring the stout and butter to simmer in a saucepan over medium heat. Add cocoa powder and whisk until mixture is smooth. Cool slightly.
  3. Whisk flour, sugar, baking soda, and salt in large bowl to blend. Using an electric mixer, beat eggs and sour cream in another large bowl to blend. Add stout-chocolate mixture to egg mixture and beat just to combine. Add flour mixture and beat briefly on slow speed. Using a rubber spatula, fold batter until completely combined.
  4. Spoon batter into cups not quite half full. Bake cakes until tester inserted into the center of the cakes come out clean, about 25 minutes. Transfer cakes to rack; cool 10 minutes. Turn cakes out onto rack and cool completely.
Now you have to work fast if you are making this dessert on a warm day.
With an ice cream scooper place a heaping scoop of Storm Drop Ice Cream on each cupcake. You may need 3 pints for 24 cupcakes – or maybe I just have a heavy hand.
Pop the ice cream topped cakes in the freezer for an hour to firm them up.
Chocolate Icing
  1. Beat the butter and vanilla until smooth. Combine the powder sugar and cocoa powder. Slowly add to the butter mixture. Add the stout. Once incorporated add the milk by tablespoon until creamy.
  2. Place the icing into a piping back with the tip of your choice. Starting at the base, frost the entire exposed cake and ice cream.
  3. Optional: Decorate with white chocolate flakes and cocoa nibs.
Makes 24 cupcakes. Share if you are feeling generous.
Triple Monkey Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Peanut Butter Sandwiches featuring Triple Monkey

Triple Monkey Peanut Butter Sandwiches

This ice cream uses Victory’s Golden Monkey beer wort. Each spoonful combines fruity banana and a crunchy delicious pecan swirl. I thought enclosing Triple Monkey with tender peanut butter cookies would give a nice twist to ice cream sandwiches.

Peanut Butter Cookies
2 and 1/4 cups of all purpose flour
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1 teaspoon of salt

2 sticks of softened unsalted butter
3/4 cups of white sugar
3/4 cups of brown sugar
2 eggs
1/3 cup of creamy peanut butter

Preheat the oven to 350°F.

  1. Put the dry ingredients in a bowl and whisk.
  2. Mix the butter and sugars until fluffy, add eggs, and finally the peanut butter. Add in the dry ingredients.
  3. Scoop a tablespoon of batter onto a cookies sheet covered with parchment paper.

Bake for 10-15 minutes.

Cool.

Crunchy Banana / Chocolate Nib Garnish
1 cup dried banana chips
1/4 cup cocoa nibs

  1. In a food processor or just in a plastic bag, crush dried banana chips and chocolate nibs.
  2. Place in bowl and place to the side.

Assembly

  1. Take a scoop of Triple Monkey ice cream and place it on a peanut butter cookie. Put another on top and roll in the banana and nib mixture.
  2. Wrap up the sandwiches in plastic wrap and freeze for 30 minutes to an hour.

Eat up!

Makes 6 sandwiches.


Hopped-Up Devil Butterscotch Brownies
Hopped-Up Devil Butterscotch Brownies


Hopped-Up Devil Butterscotch Brownies

Although not as elaborate at the previous desserts, I like this one because it gives a hit of everything: white chocolate morsels and nuts from the brownies; Hopped-Up Devils’ dark chocolate, coffee, spices, and a bit more beer!

1/4 cup shortening or butter
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup white chocolate chips
2 tablespoons of HopDevil India Pale Ale

  1. Heat oven 350°F. Heat shortening (or butter) over low heat until melted; remove from heat. Mix in brown sugar, egg and vanilla, and ale. Stir in remaining ingredients. Spread in greased pan (8x8x2 inches).
  2. Bake for 25 minutes
  3. Remove from pan while warm and cut into squares.
  4. Place a scoop of Hopped Up Devil Ice Cream on one bar and top it off with another.

Makes 5 sandwiches

That’s it and dig in!

Of course, eating it out of the pint is fun too. Let me know what’s your favorite flavor and how you prefer to serve it.

Where I found it:
Victory Brewing Company
Brewpub Retail Store
420 Acorn Lane
Downingtown, PA

Photo and story by The Pastry Prophet
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